Patsy isn't actually half-bad looking, when she's not doing the dopey Valley Girl routine.

 

On the other hand... these two combined aren't even half-good looking. (I think the one on the left is actually visibly aging in this picture. Stare at it for a minute... it's kind of creepy. As for the one on the right, I just can't stop thinking of the donkey on Hee Haw.)

 

This is Jeff's long-lost girlfriend, Sandy (Erin Halligan). Arguably the prettiest girl in the film. Apparently though, she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, since she isn't given a single line to say.

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