"Hey Alex! Why don't you do something more constructive with your life than play video games -
like drive around in a pick-up truck and drink beer?"

 

"Ha ha ha ha ha! That was funny! We're sure glad our lives aren't as pathetic and dead-end as that! Uh... wait a sec..."

 

Ooooo... an 8-track. Nothing quite as cool as hearing that satisfying "ka-chunk" in the middle of "Freebird" when the tape changes tracks. Now that's high-fidelity!

 

"Well shoot! I shoulda taken the fireworks out of my truck before setting them off!"