"Hey Alex! Why don't you do something more constructive with your life than play video games -
like drive around in a pick-up truck and drink beer?"


"Ha ha ha ha ha! That was funny! We're sure glad our lives aren't as pathetic and dead-end as that! Uh... wait a sec..."


Ooooo... an 8-track. Nothing quite as cool as hearing that satisfying "ka-chunk" in the middle of "Freebird" when the tape changes tracks. Now that's high-fidelity!


"Well shoot! I shoulda taken the fireworks out of my truck before setting them off!"