Wesley (Eddie Deezen) is the only geek even given a name in this film.

 

The rest are only referred to as Debater #1 (Marvin Katzoff), Debater #2 (Christofer Sands) and Debater #3 (Michael Gitomer). I have no idea which is which. Apparently, neither do they.

 

"So... everybody on this planet is related? Man, that must be some gene pool."

(That caption was left over from the Last Starfighter review... but it fit so well, I just left it.)