"Well, it could be worse. I could be typecast as a high-school jock for the rest of my life."

 

The best part of this whole scene is everyone's reaction.
They completely buy the fact that he somehow got trapped in the game...

 

... but they don't seem too broken up about it. They look more puzzled than anything.

 

"How are we going to fit that cabinet in the back seat of the car?"