"Alright! Wait a sec... now I'm going to jail!"


"Shoot. Now I have to go home to 'Vegetarian Meatloaf Night'."


"Yeeehaa! We killed them Russkie bast... what? It was just a simulation!?"


"Oh man... I could have accidentally destroyed the world. I would've been out of a job!""


"Hahahaha! Man... you should've seen the looks on all of your faces! April Fools!"